How can I get my pastor to support traditional marriage?
How can I get my pastor to support traditional marriage?
My pastor is a fundamentalist Baptist preacher. He’s a big believer in traditional marriage when it comes to other people, but a huge hypocrite when it comes to himself.
CASE IN POINT:
My pastor has an 11-year-old daughter. She has a perfect frame for lifting heavy loads and plowing fields.
A 74-year-old member of our church is widowed and quite wealthy. He offered to purchase my pastor’s daughter as a slave, and also for breeding purposes. But instead of supporting traditional marriage, my pastor called the police on this poor old man.
How can I get my pastor to support traditional marriage as it was practiced in biblical times?
Best answer:
Answer by O8SERVER
Tell your pastor that I’ll trade him 3 oxen for his daughter.
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Maybe the widower is a homo and you can offer yourself in her place?
sorry the laws of the lands have changed unless of course you live in that country they still do it…
The Bible is clear … slavery is good but hey … it’s still very human … there is a few conditions (beating up your slave is ok tho)
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Biblical principles as a marriage guide.
1. Women are property
2. Weddings are the transference of this property from one man ( the father) to another man (groom) for a price. A business contract.
This is
Traditional Marriage according to religion, Islam and Hinduism are just bout the same.
What the fucking hell is wrong with you?! You can’t enslave women and use them for breeding purposes. I’d call the fucking police on him, too!!!!!!
You religious fanatics are so full of shit, you know. We don’t have ‘traditonal marriages’ anymore because we’ve become more civilized than in the Biblical times.
You know what, go sell YOURSELF as a slave you manwhore.
If you support the old man in this situation you are sick and need physiological help. Your pastor did the right thing! Biblical marriage as in the Old Testament is no longer practiced. The Old Testament was a school master to show us that we cannot live Godly with out a holy God helping us. The school master is a reference only, not what we practice in our daily lives.
What the fuck? would you want to have your 11 year old daughter given off as a freaking slave! No.. i mean sorry i dont know where you live.. im in Nyc and i think thats illegall.. no if your in another part of the world i get it may be normal so sorry but um its still wrong she’s 11… as a matter of fact it doesnt matter her age nobody should be using people as slaves
Beautifully put!
I guess it all depends on whose tradition we’re talking about. LOL
The solution to your problem is not far from you,ijust go back to Catholic Church if you are one or join them if you are not a Catholic and you will have a priest at your traditional marriage and God will bless your family truely.
What the hell is wrong with you? I should call the police on your whole church because i’m sure theres plenty of that going on.
Disgusting.